#and I am LOVING it

[endofthedaymp3]

the "charles will sign anything you ask him to, even a marriage certificate" joke has gone too far. he'll sign your adoption papers, you don't even have to ask

[drabbling-away]

"The Remnant is what's keeping Michael alive" "Michael is a zombie because he's still alive but also dead"

wrong

That man is dead. That man's body is dead. That man is not a zombie, that man is a ghost who is stuck possessing his own decaying corpse.

"How does he move with all the damage that must have been done by Ennard?" he's possessing it.

"How does he talk when he probably doesnt have lungs or vocal chords anymore?" he's possessing it.

"How does he [insert thing that you probably wouldn't be able to do as a corpse and that you need a fully intact body for]" HE'S POSSESSING IT.

IT LITERALLY SOLVES ALL OF THOSE PROBLEMS.

How does Springtrap speak? How does Scraptrap move with those rusty ass joints? How does the puppet speak with a childs voice that it is definitely not programmed to have?

GHOST MAN.

[kooldewd123]

every now and then i remember that rasputin from just dance went through a bad breakup and decided to revamp his look to this:

absolutely insane decision ubisoft, please keep cooking

[inact-ice]

Me cackling at random moments while reading the legendborn cycle: “oh they are so polyamory coded”

[srokagoesdigital]

Finally finished this one (it was yesterday)

[kuramirocket]

[sunshinechay]

So Pit Babe is not only alpha4alpha but if the writers have good sense we get lucky it’ll also be enigma4enigma

[daffi-990]

My entire dash is just Ryan 😍

[pfhwrittes]

laying on my tummy kicking my feet waiting for the monster romance fics that I ASSUME are coming

-- injestedsoap

@injestedsoap i can neither confirm nor deny the existence of any monster!141 fics that may or may not be percolating in my WIP folder.

..... but if there were any, you're already aware of my thoughts on minotaur (as inspired by c m nascosta) soap.

[itsallaboutbl]

I have to confess something guys... it's a serious thing.

i am SO normal about love no long beans. i swear i am.

[something-tofightfor]

Me, after a weekend that included Chris’ mom staying for two nights, a baby shower that was ENTIRELY OUTDOORS and lasted nearly 5 hours, and 90+ degree temperatures with cloudless skies:

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Jesper: What do you think Kaz will do for a distraction? Inej: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Inej: ... or he could do that

[strangethings-everywhere]

HBO i will give you all my money if you do a TV adaptation of the foxhole court BUT ONLY if you let every character stay as unhinged as they are in the books

[khaotunng]

I know as a self proclaimed Ji Chang Wook Supremacy truther not having watched Suspicious Partner (and other shows of his that probably owed him most of his fanbase, instead of the Greater Superior Masterpiece if you wish upon me) is a shame, so I am finally fixing this gap in my resume. It has all the charm of a pre 2019 kdrama (idk they were… Less polished? In a way? Felt more earnest than perfect?) and the dynamic is SO fun. I’m halfway through and I barely feel the number of episodes, it’s insane considering how many romcoms I dropped around episode ten of sixteen last year (four. I dropped four).

[daincrediblegg]

hari seldon took one look at the hot new favorite trope on tumblr dot com of "came back wrong" and decided immediately to uno-reverse that and "come back right" instead